Christian Problems You'll Laugh At

We all know life can be hard and as a Christian, it can be slightly harder! In the spirit of laughter, here are some of the problems you most likely have, or will struggle with, in leading a Christian life.

  1. When you're saying the Lord's Prayer after practice and you forget some of the words and you'll be like 
    Crap, what's the next line?!
 2. Your pastor begins a series on dating, and you’re single.

3. You want to sing the worship song with your eyes closed but you can't because you forget the words.


4. You want to post a Bible verse on Twitter, but it’s more than 140 characters.






5. That baby just won’t be quiet in church, thus destroying your “getting into the zone” moment.

 

6. Not sure if a song is just a love song or a Christian song praising God.


7. Being asked to pray and getting stage fright.

8. Worship band is too quiet/too loud.
9. Your pastor is your dad and he talks about you during the sermons.
10. You can’t memorize scripture and you feel horrible about it.
11. You get excited when someone starts talking about Christian, but then you realize it’s a guy named Christian and not your faith.
12. The worship band never plays Hillsong United.

13. Your best friend goes to another church.

 14. Not sure if that person beside you is sleeping or praying….

 15.  There’s nobody your age in your church.
16. You get interrupted by the waiter while praying at the restaurant.
17. When your youth pastor asks you to pray and suddenly all eyes are on you.
18. Having mascara smears after crying in worship.
19. When the highlighter ink bleeds through the pages of your Bible.

20. Freaking out because you can't find the verse before the pastor does during a service.









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